Okay, here’s the translation of the provided Chinese text into English:

“First, I’ll promote a book. Master Huanyu’s new book, “My Cheat Has Run Away,” will be released at 12 AM. I’m flattering him with this promotion; maybe he’ll transfer a few million to me, right? Those who are willing, please support him. Those who aren’t… just leave a comment scolding him to show how popular we are!

The book promotion is just chatter; ignore the above paragraph, it won’t affect your reading. Let’s get down to business!

Launched on the 20th, and after 12 days, we’re number one on the Monthly Ticket New Book Chart and in the top ten of the overall chart (for now; I don’t care if we get overtaken after 12 AM). Tsk tsk… how am I, Old Eagle, so awesome, and how are you brothers and sisters so awesome!

Are you all eating beef every day at home?

No, we’re eating something even more… bovine, so we’re all so damn awesome?

Hahaha… let out a villainous laugh… Jie Jie Jie!

We’re so bad!

The masters in front worked hard for a month to barely reach the top ten, and we’re doing such a bad thing. I condemn you all!

Why are we, these agitators, so bad (I’m innocent)? It’s all your fault; you’re simply unconscionable (gan)(de)(piao)(liang)! [Note: This is a wordplay, “丧心病狂” (sàng xīn bìng kuáng, unconscionable) is intentionally broken into four parts, where the last two characters can also mean ‘pretty done’ or ‘nicely done’.]

Just kidding, everyone, don’t tell the masters in front, or they might hit me next time. I’m so weak, and the masters in front are all fat guys. Scary, scary!

March is over, and “Tale of the Worlds” is just getting started. We have a long way to go, a long and winding road. Let’s take our time, no rush.

Let’s fight again in April!

Kill!

I don’t seek top three; let’s get top five in monthly tickets!

Don’t ask about bonus chapters. I guarantee no less than 500,000 words of updates every month, a unique offering on Qidian. On average, including the public period, no one should be more persistent than me. Yes, persistent. We emphasize persistence, don’t envy the three-second wonders!

There’s also double monthly tickets at the end of April. You can keep your tickets or not; we just want instant glory!

If you’re readers of other books, you can keep your tickets. We won’t. We’ll use them to charge up at the beginning of the month, which can also serve as a recommendation to attract more new readers to join the battle!

That’s all I have to say. We’ll fight again in April. One ticket from you, one ticket from me, let’s all vote together. The unconscionable Old Eagle is coming to poke the masters’ butts!

………………………..

Below, I want to thank the masters who tipped this month. Brothers, you’ve shown too much support, and the list is too long. I won’t list those below the rank of Helmsman. Excuse me for being a bit snobbish. As for any Helmsman or higher whose name is missing, I apologize; my eyesight is bad. You can send me razor blades!

Thanks to the new Silver Master this month: Wild Little Boy

Thanks to the old Silver Master: Dog… Huanyu

Thanks to the Alliance Master Patrons:

3乌兽的苍猫袁老板的天狗 [3 Wu Shou’s Azure Cat Yuan Boss’s Sky Dog]
4谜幕亦与傲y [Mimu Also With Pride y]
5丿陪风淋雨 [ 丿Accompany Wind and Rain]
6将二进行到底 [Carry Jiang Er to the End]
7路人叉叉 [Passerby X]
8飞翔家八戒 [Flying Pigsy]
9奔放的小皮 [Unrestrained Little Pi]
10大陆架振荡器 [Continental Shelf Oscillator]
11极品闷骚 [Top-Quality Smolderingly Sexy]
12苍猫不打人 [Azure Cat Doesn’t Hit People]
13浪里的浪丶 [Wave in the Wave丶]
14三十而立1984 [Thirty and Established 1984]
15峰哥爱看小书 [Brother Feng Loves to Read Short Books]
16隻大貓兩隻貓三隻貓 [One Big Cat Two Cats Three Cats]
17残殇骸丶 [Remnant Scar Bones丶]
18小西瓜2c [Little Watermelon 2c]
19读者 [Reader]
20lemon西西 [lemon Xixi]
21易何伊 [Yi He Yi]
22此昵称违反相关法律 [This Nickname Violates Relevant Laws]
23寒丶点丶风 [Cold丶Point丶Wind]
24动感啵啵超人小裤头 [Dynamic Bobo Superman Little Pants]
25天天大魔王丶 [Everyday Great Demon King丶]
26嘉米尔的穆先生 [Mr. Mu of Jamir]
27个句子 [Individual Sentences]
28书友 [Book Friend]
29午夜割喉 [Midnight Throat Slit]
30帝国噩梦 [Imperial Nightmare]
31姜馗 [Jiang Kui]
32追风v8 [Chasing Wind v8]
33Demba [Demba]
34夏蝉听风 [Summer Cicada Listening to the Wind]
35阡陌梅开 [Paths Blooming]
36倾世一人 [One Person Topple The World]
37农民爱水果 [Farmer Loves Fruit]
38老鹰炖小鸡 [Eagle Stewed Chicken]
39年少不懂岁月忧伤 [Young and Ignorant of the Sorrows of Time]
40大肚小菜666 [Big Belly Side Dish 666]
41本物黑山老鬼 [Genuine Black Mountain Old Ghost]
42随风千入夜 [Following the Wind Thousands of Times Into the Night]
43枯木与绿叶 [Dead Wood and Green Leaves]
44白朗行 [Bai Lang Xing]
45英俊潇洒吴某人 [Handsome and Dashing Someone Wu]
46LE丶叶子 [LE丶Yezi]
47浮世三千读本书 [Read a Book Amidst Three Thousand Floating Worlds]
48北城南笙_ [North City Nan Sheng_]
49我是陈陈 [I Am Chen Chen]
50小亙吖灬 [Little Gen Ya 灬]
51是你的阿卡 [Is Your A-Ka]
52Hor我惯了 [Hor I’m Used To It]
53八云酃 [Yakumo Ling]
54喫茶葉蛋 [Eat Tea Egg]
55续绝 [Continue the Extinct]
56岁月是一场有去无回的旅行 [Time is a Journey of No Return]
57社会逼的你坚强010 [Society Forces You to Be Strong 010]
58天馨竹 [Tian Xin Zhu]
59Underword_灵魂 [Underword_Soul]
60行走的碎纸机 [Walking Shredder]
61不会编程的猫 [Cat Who Can’t Program]
62xxmchao [xxmchao]
63mky星辰 [mky Star]
64CLV橘子 [CLV Orange]
65橙小橘 [Orange Little Orange]
66we1无 [we1 Wu]
67三玖老婆天下第一 [Miku Wife Is the Best in the World]
68周竟然 [Zhou Jingran]
69半壶清酒自隽永 [Half a Pot of Clear Wine is Self-Everlasting]
70魔武校长方平 [Magic Martial Arts Principal Fang Ping]
71吶送你一朵小红花 [Here, I Give You a Little Red Flower]
72爱无弦 [Love Without Strings]
73取个名怎么这么难111 [Why is it So Hard to Pick a Name 111]
74千里孤坟墨染襟 [A Thousand Miles of Lonely Graves, Ink-Stained Lapels]
75安娟看看 [An Juan Take a Look]
76残殇飞羽 [Remnant Scar Flying Feather]
77大大落鱼 [Big Fallen Fish]
78错千重 [A Thousand Layers of Wrong]
79小小小炒肉 [Small Small Stir-Fried Meat]
80欧皇幸运e [European Emperor Lucky E]
81天凉丿好个秋 [The Weather is Cool 丿What a Fine Autumn]
82berserker抉择 [berserker Choice]
83十里弦歌 [Ten Miles of String Music]
84叫我三告 [Call Me San Gao]
85CLV小橘子 [CLV Little Orange]
86hanjing88 [hanjing88]
87爱爱 [Ai Ai]
88东方飘雪 [Eastern Snowfall]
89皇天365 [Huangtian 365]
90意金 [Yi Jin]
91逍遥丶乘风 [Carefree丶Riding the Wind]
92沐沐“ [Mu Mu“]
93明明家的小弟 [Little Brother of Mingming’s Family]
94明明明明明白白白喜欢他 [Mingming Clearly Understands and Likes Him]
95我是Emma粉 [I Am an Emma Fan]
96第一次的寂寞如你 [The First Time of Loneliness is Like You]

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97blue天空202 [blue Sky 202]
98为你灬守空城 [For You灬Guarding the Empty City]
99东玉辉 [Dong Yuhui]
100言归正传·真 [Back to the Topic·True]
101齐家七哥 [Qi Jia Seven Brother]
102桐棠 [Tong Tang]
103孟奎奎 [Meng Kuikui]
104小刀锋利 [Sharp Little Knife]
105横扫天涯 [Sweeping the Horizon]

Thanks to several Grandmaster Patrons:

106夜雨凭轩 [Night Rain Leaning on the Railing]
107｀超人 [｀Superman]
108瞪大眼睛熬老鹰 [Staring Eyes Boiling Eagle]
109天堂无路ぁ地狱无门 [No Road to Heaven ぁNo Door to Hell]

Thanks to several Sect Leader Patrons:

110不语36 [Silent 36]
111╲＞
112酷酷的万 [Cool Wan]
113山坡上的小牛 [Little Cow on the Hillside]
114人在梧桐下 [Person Under the Paulownia Tree]

Thanks to several Elder Patrons for showing face:

115不爱读书的小孩 [Child Who Doesn’t Like to Read]
116神天地人 [God Heaven Earth Human]
117Free殇D [Free Shang D]
118呆唯从军后 [Yui After Joining the Army]
119小五五五五五啊 [Little Five Five Five Five Five Ah]

Thanks to all Guardians for giving face:

120一等流氓王 [First-Class Rogue King]
121过仙儿 [Guo Xian’er]
122暮云墨 [Dusk Cloud Ink]
123Kobe419 [Kobe419]
124淫贼子 [Lecherous Thief]
125不如有你 [Better to Have You]
126我只是一个普通书友 [I Am Just an Ordinary Book Friend]
127风筝1134 [Kite 1134]
128书友 [Book Friend]
129书友 [Book Friend]
130风雪葬落花 [Wind and Snow Bury Fallen Flowers]

Thanks to all Hall Masters for gracing us with their presence:

131LUCKY面包树 [LUCKY Breadfruit]
132睡午觉s [Take a Nap s]
133方平吃老鹰 [Fang Ping Eats Eagle]
134莫等闲本尊 [Mo Dengxian Himself]
135sky麒 [sky Unicorn]
136eslam [eslam]
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I have done my best to provide an accurate and natural-sounding translation. I hope this helps!
137 Crazy Me
138 Loneliness is Freedom
139 Dream’s End or Show Duck?
140 ehemann
141 Mai Tenmai Emperor
142 I didn’t take my medicine today either
143 Li Zimu
144 devof
145 A Proper Neko Gentleman
146 Brave Express
147 Like a Dream, Not Real
148 sky、冥吟 (sky, Mingyin)
149 igtheshy
150 Wear More Clothes When It’s Cold
151 Book Famine? Hehe, Impossible
152 Mud City S
153 Would You Marry Me When Your Hair Reaches Your Waist?
154 Xuan Yu’s Autumn

Thanks to all the Helmsmen for their patronage:

155 Young Sword Emperor
156 Book Friend
157 Please Start Your Performance
158 delin
159 An Ordinary Reader
160 If You Want To See
161 metatrom_
162 I Like Chen Dongju
163 Book Friend
164 Before the End of Life
165 Name Not Set
166 Nàmó as Life
167 Self-taught Since Childhood
168 Passing Years Leaving Years
169 Irritable Big Brother Wai
170 Gargamel Jakc
171 Chen Chen Who Loves Fishing
172 Who Promises Forever
173 Please Call Me Brother Bo 1993
174 Ka Aru
175 Reading is Expensive
176 Agent Neighbor Lao Song
177 Little zzg Assassin
178 Mo Yiduo
179 Ri Ning
180 Bored Breeze
181 Lan Shu lan
182 Searching Shadow_Recollection
183 Chen Xingxing’s Fire Can Start a Prairie Qinghao
184 Li Bai Recites the Bright Moonlight Again
185 Anastasia
186 Deep Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue Blue
187 Sleeping Lightly in Summer
188 Bo Hua Zhou
189 Autumn Glory
190 Teenage Years Back Then
191 fayeye
192 Pink Supporter
193 Gentle Arrow
194 The Principal Said I Can’t Read
195 Little Yi Xuan
196 aoike Old Cat
197 Hand Residue
198 Old Eagle On A Tree
199 Visible Hanshan
200 Pretending I’m A Bookworm
201 Wow Demon Fish
202 Jun V Chen
203 Dark-Faced and Poor
204 丶Yu Chen
205 La Lululu
206 Crazy Zi One 110
207 Quietly Alone
208 Not Killing the Emperor
209 Enter Nickname Already Exists
210 Knowing is Not Enough
211 Big and Good丶
212 tcmiaou
213 What I Love is Separated by Mountains and Seas That Cannot Be Levelled
214 Just to Give Her All the Tenderness
215 Diary of Tears
216 Buddhist Reader in a Book Famine
217 Lz Kun
218 Fengdu丨Emperor
219 You Resemble My Life’s Peach Blossom Tribulation
220 Sheng Qing
221 Tang Xiaomiao Loves Eating Candy
222 Rich in Compassion and Kindness

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Lanling Little Book Boy

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